The Skimmer Stared Back In Disappointment

I met my skimmer's eyes and felt judgment. This poetic diary captures the humor, guilt, and emotional drama of one pool owner's summer of shocking mistakes.

I knew the moment I approached the water.

The air was heavy with chlorine and regret.

The surface shimmered like a lie told too many times.

And the skimmer…

It watched me.

Silent. Judging. Like a disappointed parent who’s seen it all before.

I Thought I Knew What I Was Doing

Pool shocking? I’d done it a dozen times.

But this time, I didn’t wait. I didn’t test.

I dumped the chlorine like I was washing away my sins.

Big scoop. Bigger scoop. Then one more for good measure.

The water hissed. A bubble of rebellion. The skimmer blinked once.

I had done it wrong. Again.

pH Isn’t Just A Number, It’s A Mood

7.8. 8.2. 8.5.

Each test strip screamed louder than my conscience.

The water turned cloudy, like my understanding of chemistry.

I googled. I panicked. I promised I’d be better.

The skimmer still said nothing.

But I could feel its doubt.

I Neglected The Filter, And The Filter Knew

I walked past it every day.

The pressure gauge was high, but not yelling. Just… disappointed.

Like it had accepted its fate.

I told myself I’d backwash it on Sunday. Then Monday. Then Maybe Later.

Algae bloomed.

The pool floor turned into a swamp of my own avoidance.

I whispered apologies to the filter.

Too little. Too late.

Redemption, Or Something Like It

It came in small steps.

I read the manual. Twice. I cleaned the filter like I was peeling guilt from my skin.

I shocked with care. Measured. Balanced. Brave.

I adjusted pH like I was mending a fragile relationship.

The water started to look back at me without resentment.

Even the skimmer… blinked.

Lessons I Learned From A Judgmental Skimmer

  • Shocking without testing is like texting your ex at midnight.
  • pH swings are mood swings. Treat them with caution.
  • Filters aren’t forever. They need love, not just hope.
  • Your pool knows. It always knows.
  • Sometimes, silence isn’t peace. It’s passive judgment.

I stood at the edge.

The sun rose.

The skimmer floated quietly.

Maybe today, it wasn’t disappointed.

Maybe today, it forgave me.

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